Ergyle's Words of Wisdom

"You get up, you shut up, and you hump yourself dry."

Wow. What could this mean? I have pondered all night but I am only human and may never fully comprehend the wisdom of Ergyle. He whispered this in my ear when I was complaining about being cold while standing on the roof barefoot and smoking a cigarette at 5:00 am. If you ever find yourself in that position, just remember to get up, shut up, and hump yourself dry! It's that easy.

The Second Luckiest Man in the World

This is the second luckiest man in the world: Callaway. He was Ergyled shortly after Kyle. He appeared to be dreaming of a Chilean sea monster attacking him with a spoon the size of the Titanic... or atleast thats what I assumed from the look on his face. It's rare Ergyle strikes twice in one night but we aren't complaining.

The First Person to be Ergyled: The Luckiest Man in The World

This is Kyle and he is the first person to be officially Ergyled. He was just minding his own business dreaming of eating cereal while listening to Yanni when he was suddenly Ergyled. Not sure why Ergyle picked this lucky guy as his first victim but its truly an honor.